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Salton Sewer  

California's largest man made ecological disaster that happed in the early 1900's when water flowed into the dry basin unchecked for two years. Raw sewage from the Mexico side and nitrogen rich Ag runoff now flow into the sea unchecked on both US sides. Now famous for its fish dies offs the produce a rotten egg sulfur smell that on some days can waft as far away as Palm Springs. Hundreds of birds also die of botulism during the summer also. Moronic politicians and environmental organizations keep pushing to save the Salton Sea at the cost of billions of dollars to the tax payer; while at the same time wasting Colorado River water to keep in full.
Hey man want to go fishing at the Salton Sea? Huh you mean the Salton Sewer I would not eat anything out of the over flowing septic tank.
Salton Sewer by Karen Gilmore September 28, 2007

Saluting the troops 

A male arousal to the point where it hurts. Erection of the penis.
She was so hot he ended up saluting the troops.

saluting the general 

(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.

(verb) process of getting a hard
Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.

Harrison Salton 

Psychedelic music musician specializing in guitar, bass and lap steel. Particularly gifted. Known in some circles for his dancing but especially for his large curly hair. Has a small cult following in the western Washington area. Has been said to resemble Syd Barrett, both musically and physically.
Oh, no. That's Harrison Salton.

Saluting the Admiral 

During intercourse, both traditional and anal , one or more fingers is inserted into the adjacent orifice. The finger, or fingers are used to massage the head of the penis through the membrane between the rectum and vaginal wall.
First, convince your female partner to try something new. If you're Lucky, she is the one making the suggestions. Then, during sex, stick your fingers in her anus and rub the tip of your penis through the rectum. You are now saluting the admiral. If its the woman's fingers, you are playing Puerto Rican T ball. The latter sex act is a bit more difficult, requiring flexibility and a girlfriend that you should marry.
Saluting the Admiral by Sloxx December 22, 2008

SLUTonic plague 

a massive outbreak of a sexually transmitted infections or diseases in one area.
Having that girl Staples in town brought about a slutonic plague.