sabadouche

when a gay male shaves his pubes into a pattern, can be anything, as long as its an identifiable pattern.

dude, your dad showed me his junk, he totally had a sabadouche.

by dan November 13, 2004

scadouche

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

by C. Jones May 13, 2008

Subadouche

A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.

Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.

or

Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!

by Another Concerned American July 17, 2009

Habadouchery

Any place that caters to or attracts a large number of douchebags.

1. Don't go to that bar, it's a real habadouchery.

2. Nice silk shirt, you snag that at the habadouchery?

by UnnecessaryUmlaut August 27, 2009

Saberdouche

1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.

2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.

3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com

Man, did you see what Herb tried to pull today? What a saberdouche!

by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009

squadouche

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

by Big Cali December 10, 2006

Subadouche

A young boy (usually between the ages of 17 and 22) that wears a flat billed sideways hat, skinny jeans, and racing tshirts. Looks exactly like his girlfriend but with short hair and bangs that he flips out of his eyes. Usually has a least two stupid piercings somewhere on his face.
Places racing stickers all over his car he paid to sound like a broken lawn mower. Puts racks on the top but no has ever seen him put anything on those racks. Has never actually been to a track, but thinks he's a professional race car driver when weaves in and out traffic like a wanna be bad ass. Parks however and wherever he wants because he thinks he's cool.

I was cursing my neighbor for mowing their lawn so early, but then I realized it was just their Subadouche son leaving for school.

by Urdummaf88 June 26, 2018