1 definition by Another Concerned American

A man (sometimes bearded) who drives a Subaru and wears all outdoor gear with no intension of ever doing any outdoor activities. This Subadouche can be easily spotted disturbing the flow of traffic and driving under the speed limit for optimal gas mileage.
Great! I'm stuck behind another Subadouche with an opinionated bumper sticker and kayaks on the roof with the tags still on them.

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Can someone get this Subadouche off the road!
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