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tough cookies

by Dan December 6, 2004
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Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.
by dan October 15, 2006
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Im Rick James bitch

Im Rick James bitch!

Classic phrase used on "chappelle's Show" when Dave Chappelle was playing the part of Rick James.
by dan February 24, 2004
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Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.
Oh my Alphy!
by Dan September 1, 2003
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deadstar

The remnants of something beyond amazing:

1) Imploded stellar body (black hole);
2) Burn out rock-star.
Yea you where great...in the 80's - but your just a deadstar now.
by Dan December 22, 2004
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bogel

A bogel is a Malaysian spambot.

The spambots appear in irc chatrooms, paste a line of text and then leave. The text is usually in Malaysian and includes a line of text and a link to a webpage supposedly offering porn. The text in their message almost always contains the word 'bogel'. This is where the spambots get their name.

Anyone who visits their webpage and downloads the .zip file, opens it and clicks on the .exe file inside will get a hidden copy of mirc installed in their system folder which turns them into a spambot without theit knowledge.

Bogel is also the Malaysian word for 'naked'.
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has joined #tommyboyd
05:14 <Bee_blind> weii korang semua jom tgk gambar blue free!! masuk sini --> www.(edited).com/pelajar-smk-beromen takpun masuk ni www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 -Bee_blind:#tommyboyd- Download video clips datin secara percuma di www.(edited).com/latestbogel
05:14 *** Bee_blind (sbzi@210.186.110.JM228=) has left #tommyboyd
05:14 <SimonApe> bogel!
05:14 <LaaLaa> bogel
05:14 <|Queen|> Yay! Bogel!
by Dan February 19, 2005
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assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.
I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.
by Dan September 10, 2004
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