dan's definitions

flip flop

Something all politicians do, esspecially John Kerry.

Don't listen to what I say, cause it's not what I do

"I served in Vietnam, before I served against it."

by Dan August 29, 2004

Ginormous

Extremely large; bigger than giant and enormous

I have a Ginormous Penis.

by Dan March 8, 2002

pee wee

(verb)

The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.

Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.

by Dan March 24, 2004

dai

A creature that originates from the mixture of feces and urine. Sometimes it is known as E.T. The one characterstics that is prominantly noticable is a long outstretched appendage that it uses for reproduction.

gosh i wish i was hung like dai

by dan April 16, 2004

Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.

Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!

by Dan November 18, 2003

Paco

Racist term to refer to people from Spanish speaking countries other than Spain.

Man, Tejas is filled to the brim with pacos. El Paso should be officially part of Aztlan.

by dan July 26, 2003

u

One of various misspellings that make those of us who can read, write, and speak English well crazy.

u r like so kewl

by Dan February 29, 2004