dan's definitions
A hockey term. Used to describe any girl that has been fucked by 2 or more hockey players from the same team. Being a puck bag is very prestigious, only the highest class sluts are graced with this honor. Puck bags can be found around college campuses and ice rinks near you.
by dan April 14, 2004
Get the puck bagmug. 
The most evil dog in all of Gamehenge. Has the ability to shape-shift and eat cats. The main subject of the song of the same name by Phish.
see Poster Nutbag.
see Poster Nutbag.
by dan January 10, 2005
Get the Harpuamug. George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"
by Dan November 4, 2004
Get the internetsmug. A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.
Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.
by Dan January 5, 2004
Get the Mahmug. A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.
But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.
Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.
Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.
by Dan January 29, 2005
Get the United States of Canadamug. The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.
by dan September 15, 2003
Get the freaky deaky dutchmug.