dan's definitions

Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.

You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!

by Dan May 6, 2004

julienned fries

Potatoes (or any vegetable) cut into long thin strips: julienne potatoes; julienned pork. Aka French fries.

Often misspelled julian, julianned, julien since apparently most people have only heard the term on TV infomercials.

The wiz-o-matic kitchen utensil- It slices, it dices, it makes JULIENNED FRIES!

by Dan December 28, 2004

staggalee

from Stagger Lee, the nickname for Lloyd Price, convicted for killing a man for taking his hat during a political argument. Commonly used to describe someone who has a very short fuse

Don't be a stagalee, I was just joking!

by Dan April 4, 2005

Muddy Corollary

...if not, turn her over and play in the mud.

Ain't no hair on the coochie, so I'll stick it in her booty

by Dan March 4, 2003

rail

Cheap liquor, kept close at hand near the bar rail

I can't afford a Jack&Coke, so you'd better make it rail.

by dan September 28, 2004

Jovi

A fat blond haired kid who enjoys eating poo.

That guy is such a Jovi

by Dan October 1, 2004

Billy Martin

The frenetic and ridiculously talented drummer of modern jazz trio Medeski, Martin and Wood.

Billy Martin played amazingly on lastnight's version of "Dracula."

by Dan January 21, 2004