dan's definitions

nerd

Someone who thinks that they are cool for knowing things that will never be needed. Or someone who does an unnecisary amount of schoolwork because they think that is cool.

Jessica is a total nerd

by dan October 15, 2006

puglise

1) a teach who use to be very funny looking, but now looks like the devil; often found drinking a blood-like substance

"Hey, its the devil."
"Is he drinking apple juice?"
"No, that's blood."

by dan October 11, 2003

pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003

garf

Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!

Garf, what a fucking ledge

by Dan May 24, 2004

cuntwhore

A great cussword describing a whore with a cunt.

by Dan July 4, 2003

Treccia

The coolest possible teenager on the planet.

Oh my gaaaah I wish I was a Treccia.

by Dan April 12, 2004

raised

robbed by dark punks

hey shit man! don't take me money an me best watch!

by dan November 22, 2004