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The Dimick

The evil, satanist war lord and leader of the province of Aloysius. She is notorious through out Africa and the underground world. She cannot be stopped and ironically has a mustache resembling one that of Adolf Hitler's unique style. She has yet to be stopped for her dastardly deeds.
What if The Dimick finds out you stole a toothpick?!?!?!? She'll have us both raped, tortured, and slaughtered!!!
by Dan March 26, 2004
mugGet the The Dimickmug.

Chevy Cavalier

A car that saves you money when you buy it but will cost you lots in the long run. American car companies offer 0% financing, which is how they sell so many cars. Then they make the profit on the aftermarket parts to fix all those cars.

The Cavalier is known for its bad bearings, head gasket, brakes, paint, trim, doors hinges, radio, lower control arms, abs system, seatbelts and overall high maintenance.

Save now and pay later is the motto here, buy a Toyota or Honda next time.
Damn, looks like the other front wheel bearings needs to be replaced. *opens wallet*
by Dan February 19, 2005
mugGet the Chevy Cavaliermug.

trichinosis

A disease caused by eating undercooked meat, usually pork, that contains trichinae, which develop as adults in the intestines and as larvae in the muscles, causing intestinal disorders, fever, nausea, muscular pain, and edema of the face.
If you eat that raw meat, you may get trichinosis.
by Dan November 30, 2003
mugGet the trichinosismug.

Algebra

A form of greeting. Similar to "hello"
"Hey, man"
"AAL-gebra"
by Dan November 6, 2004
mugGet the Algebramug.

Gallimimus

that guy is a gallimimus
by dan November 30, 2003
mugGet the Gallimimusmug.

fun

Codename for marijuna. Named because everytime one partakes in this, they have fun.
Hey man, do you have any fun?
by Dan July 7, 2003
mugGet the funmug.

warped

Cool or funny in a weird way.
Damn yo, that talkin' ape is warped!
by dan August 30, 2003
mugGet the warpedmug.

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