687 definitions by dan

blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by dan February 12, 2005

Barred

Pornography of any kind... movies/mags/pics/ext.

-"what you doing when you get home"
-"watching Barred"

by dan November 10, 2004

Obtrompery

A complete fool

You Obtrompery

by dan April 28, 2003

Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!

I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!

by dan September 21, 2003

dirty walrus

what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends

Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.

by dan December 18, 2003

yellowcard

Yet another "emo-era" pop/punk band with cliched and basic lyrics, elementary instrument skills and whiny and untalented vocals. they have a violinist, he doesn't make the band good or unique. spare yourself from this garbage.

for real music see:
Tool
A Perfect Circle
Deftones
Incubus
Audioslave
Velvet Revolver
Shinedown.

While Yellowcard maybe popular, closer examination and comparisons of their lyrics, vocals, and instrumentals to that of bands such as Tool may shock you at how bad they really are.

by dan January 8, 2005

jackoffasaur

One of those stupid little creature that go thwooop on south park

That Jackoffasaur acts very stupid

by dan November 6, 2003