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Similar to a blumpkin, but instead of a blowjob, a rimjob is performed on an individual as they are defecating
"Ben told me his girlfriend tried to give him a blumpkin, but he couldn't get it up, so he settled for a rumkin instead."
Rumkin by I Love Rumkins July 19, 2018
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mother rumpin 

Used often by pre-teen girls on twitter, "Mother Rumpin" is often used as a way of saying "mother fucking" or more literally "I'm scared to swear on twitter because my parents insist on following me." Often used while tweeting the pope, can be directly translated into latin as Mater Caudam. Girls who use this expression often have a liking for furry animals such as dogs.
@liz_gardener: Ain't nobody fresher than the Mother Rumpin pope

@corksauce69: Dang righteous girl

@ThePope: I mother-rumped your dad when he was your age ;)
mother rumpin by danzaks69 February 24, 2013

Ruminate 

Focusing on past events in your life, typically ones that didn't turn out the way you would've wanted, and reflecting on them relentlessly with a strong outlook of yourself feeling worthless and inadequate. Depression and anxiety usually follows.

A very common negative thought process after breakups.
Jim: "The definition provided by Jack didn't get very many likes. It didn't even get a whole lot of views for that matter. Now Jack ruminates in the event with thoughts of failure and poor self-image."

James: "Jack looks like he has a lot on his mind."
Jane: "His girlfriend just dumped him. It was simple incompatibility reasons."
James: "Ouch, but why is he taking it so hard? They were only dating for two months."
Jane: "Jack spends a lot of time inside his own head with negative self-talk." He ruminates too much instead of using this as an opportunity to grow and improve."
Ruminate by senahbite85 June 5, 2018
My name is Rumtin bitches!
Rumtin by DerpMan45 August 18, 2012

Ruskinite 

A person who is born and lives in Ruskin Florida, Search "Ruskin" for examples.
Nobody more Ruskinite than J.B. n Juice!
Ruskinite by Big Boi Fl Cracker December 15, 2022
"rumor intelligence" - iIntelligence information based on rumors rather than facts.
Much of the Bush administration's evidence for Iraq's reconstituted nuclear program, thriving chemical-biological development program, and active Iraqi link with Al Qaeda was based on what intelligence analysts call "rumint."
rumint by JRob October 28, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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