RUMPKIN

Penitentary jargon. A fool;a moron;a young inexperienced person of low intelligence.

Hey Whitey,check out the "fresh fish"is he a RUMPKIN or what,haha?

by T.J. Jackson November 26, 2003

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A rumpkin is a country ass hick that loves to chew and wear boots. They sometimes also ride around in big jacked up trucks and get their trucks all muddy like wierdos. Rumpkin is not a person you wanna be called at all.

Rowdy is the biggest rumpkin at WJHS

by Rumpkin December 25, 2018

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A sexual act in which a male urinates while having his anus licked by a close, intimate, partner. Often confused with a reverse blumpkin,in which a male receives fellatio while his partner defecates. This the true antonym of blumpkin.

I knew Becky was a keeper when she was comfortable enough for me to pee in front of her, but I knew she was the "one" when she gave me a rumpkin.

by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 17, 2005

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The opposite of a blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed while taking a piss.

My dirty ex girlfriend Martina, loved give me a nice long rumpkin while I was taking a piss!

by Garbonzozo July 10, 2010

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Rump-kin: a person who is a hobo type without attention or care to their appearance, hygeine;
A person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:A couch surfer

That guy driving the old car with a mattress tied to the roof wearing the yard sale ball cap is such a rumpkin!

by G. Stevens November 08, 2007

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