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A holy dude witha cool hat and bullet-proff golf cart
I like the pope, the pope smokes dope.
by King Kong December 21, 2003
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An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.
by mrs yuck March 31, 2005
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Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.
Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.

Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.

Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness
by Giant Sea Squirrel September 17, 2010
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An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.
Person #1: The Pope just said that a 30-year-old unmarried long-haired bearded carpenter loves me.
Person #2: Jesus christ!
Person #1: Yeah, that's the one.
by Bolbolator August 02, 2008
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Preaches man-made theologies that encourage sexism and homophobia (compared the holocaust with homosexuality) and supports ignorant and archaic views on abstinence, birth control and abortion that intensifies the spread of AIDS. He also helps to protect priests who are known repeated child rapists.
I'm sorry, I thought he was meant to be a good guy?!?!
by Dan-germouse July 08, 2005
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An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft
Matthew: Man that pope guy is cool
Josh: I know I saw him spit on a a dude with his holy venom
by Catholic atheist October 16, 2018
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insulting word, to be used in place of asshole, fucker, etc.
Dude, why do you have to be such a fuckin' pope all the time?!
by Sdrawkcab October 07, 2007
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