by Femboy fuck asd October 20, 2022
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The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
by Rodkor July 4, 2012
Get the Raton morning mug.A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008
Get the Restonfarian mug.A charter school with annoying rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Kids who are either white or hispanic and think they can say n***a. It used to have no soap in the bathrooms until a month ago. Kids throw literal shit on the bathroom walls too. Kids here don’t know how to act and pull up in g wagons, porsches, and rolls royces. Teachers here also don’t know how to act and quit in the middle of the day and get fired too. Now that I’ve somewhat explained its shittyness, let me explain the grade levels...
6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.
7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.
8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.
9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .
10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.
7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.
8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.
9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .
10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
Person: “What’s good n***a!”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
by hehe anonymous heheh November 6, 2019
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A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
Get the Retoni mug.A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.
by JZJ April 23, 2006
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