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rston by Femboy fuck asd October 20, 2022
Words you can keep
Raton morning
That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)
The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
Raton morning by Rodkor July 4, 2012
Restonfarian
A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.
Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.
Restonfarian by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008
SLAM! Boca Raton
A charter school with annoying rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Kids who are either white or hispanic and think they can say n***a. It used to have no soap in the bathrooms until a month ago. Kids throw literal shit on the bathroom walls too. Kids here don’t know how to act and pull up in g wagons, porsches, and rolls royces. Teachers here also don’t know how to act and quit in the middle of the day and get fired too. Now that I’ve somewhat explained its shittyness, let me explain the grade levels...
6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.
7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.
8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.
9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .
10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.
7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.
8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.
9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .
10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
Person: “What’s good n***a!”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
SLAM! Boca Raton by hehe anonymous heheh November 6, 2019
Retoni
Noun.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
Rotonian
A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.
Restonkulous
The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.
Restonkulous by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
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