Noun.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.
"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."
by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010
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The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.
by JZJ April 23, 2006
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One who speaks in such redneck terminology, someone would have to take lessons in rebonics to understand them. Like ebonics, except redneck lingo.
1. "How much ya like" = how nuch longer will it take 2. "ya'll" = you all or everyone 3. "Fixunda" = I am about to do something
by billy c March 8, 2004
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