Retoni

Noun.

A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.

"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."

Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010

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Retnik

a big fluffy Belgian man that produces saucy beats and posts them on YouTube for everyone to enjoy

Retnik makes fat beats.

"Hey have you heard Retnik's new beat?" "Yeah it's hard as fuck"

Retnik by urbitch.com January 17, 2019

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Rotonian

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

Rotonian by JZJ April 23, 2006