retong 

A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.

Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong

retong by gorpman876969 September 23, 2023

Retong 

A Retong is the love child or indeed the combination of a mong and a retard.

Sam you are such a fuckin retong, honestly sometimes you act a proper fucktard...

Retong by Jus call me J August 29, 2009

Retong 

The act of having to tong ones hair again after it has been flattened.

Fuck this wind dude, I have to go retong my hair again!!

Retong by Themistressoflanguage February 9, 2022

Rebong

The filtered and dried powder-like residue of well-used bong water, which is then smoked due to the still significant THC content.

We were so broke that we resorted to our stash of rebong. The taste was horrible but it did get us completely stoned.

Rebong by Captain Rebong September 18, 2010

Retoni 

Noun.

A psychological disease where you think you are in love but you're not and you say you're not together but you are. You can't help but be in denial with all your friends and family otherwise you may vomit, faint and even die.

"There's no point in telling her she's suffering from Retoni. She's just going to deny it and if I hear a story about how they're NOT together one more time... I might vomit or even worse- catch it."

Retoni by Baby Backribs March 4, 2010

Retang 

An Amazing Person

He is such a Retang

Retang by allthenamesaretakendangit August 4, 2019

Retonto 

A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.

"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"

Retonto by BR Phat June 13, 2013