Restonfarian 

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

Restonfarian by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008

restafarian 

People who rely on "rest mode" for Call of Duty updates on a PS5

PC wanker: There's a big update out, we should get it downloaded for our game later.
Me: No need, I'm a Restafarian.

restafarian by Mike Beardman December 19, 2023