Reston 

The illest place in Virgina

Reston is so tight you should go there

Reston by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008

Reston 

a sick (as in cool) place where all the cool ppl in Virgina have resided in at one point in their lives and a very dangerous place so watch out with what you say or u might end up raped, shot, beat, and/or killed
no joke

I live in Reston and i have seen some nasty things

Reston by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008

Reston 

Bitch ass town in Virginia, but with a kinda cool guy named Parag. Don't go there after dark though, its like the bad seed of Compton and Harlem.

"Hey man you goin to Reston this weekend?"
"Nah bitch Parag be there with the Troubs on saturday"
"Aww shit the Troubs be out there? You know they shady"

Reston by HellaNorCal501 December 2, 2014

Reston 

A fine town in Virginia that is being destroyed by the liberal douches of Fairfax County who want to ruin people's lives and make Reston a communist enclave. There are so many new buildings that were ordered by brainless Maoists who have lived in Reston for 0-8 years, and the Reston Station is the worst event in Reston history, tied with them building Reston Town Center. Anybody who disagrees clearly knows nothing about Reston and came from somewhere like DC or California.

Person 1: Hey, you know Reston?
Person 2: Yes, it's becoming shit now.
Moron: The new buildings look nice! The Metro will bring so many opportunities.
Person 1: Shut up you filthy simpleton
Person 2: You know nothing about Reston
Moron: The development is good. I honor figures like Karl Marx, Fairfax County outta pay attention to that fine shit

Reston by NormalPerson556 November 6, 2017

Reston 

it is a wonderful name for two hot chicks and one of is hansom and sexy and the other one is so popular and has the best hottest friends in the whole tier world

hey Reston love your name

Reston by Budapest276 September 8, 2022

Reston 

Reston: A common word used to obliterate people from existence.

Sexy hot man: have you heard of reston

Dilf: whats that?

Sexy hot man: Reston deez nuts on your face

Reston by XxTOEMUNCHERxX June 8, 2021

Reston pancake 

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions

I want him to make me a Reston pancake.

Reston pancake by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019