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A term originating in South Louisiana, and primarily used in such (i.e. by Baton Rouge rappers such as Lil Phat and Lil Boosie).

Retonto is a disambiguation of 'retarded' in a context meaning 'dumb', 'stupid', 'crazy', etc. It originates as a cross-language compound word consisting of the English word 'Retarded' and the word 'Tonto' which, in Spanish and Italian means 'Dumb' or 'Silly', and in some Native American languages means 'wild one'.

Therefore, Retonto is essentially a cross between 'Retarded', 'Dumb', and 'Wild'.
"Them boys don't go HAM, they go straight Retonto"

"Baton Rouge is straight Retonto"
Retonto by BR Phat June 13, 2013
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Worse than retarded. Retarded to the tenth power. retarded
"Mane, that nigga got 30 inch spinners on a Geo Metro. Mane, that nigga retonto."
retonto by Cha-Chee Brazil December 16, 2006
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Like off the chain,the absolute dumb way

Retarded!!
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retortoise 

Someone who thinks of a witty response too late for it to be funny. A combination of the word retort and tortoise.
That would have been funny five minutes ago, too bad you're a retortoise.
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means super-retarded, beyond wild
You retarded nigga, but i'm retunto
retunto by marly-mar July 29, 2010
A person from the northern New Mexico town of Raton.
I'm from Raton bro, puro Ratonto.

Eeee you fools are crazy, you must be a Ratonto.
Ratonto by Ratontoburqueño November 29, 2018
You see dat Geo Metro with the 30inch spinners, mane dat shit retanto.
retanto by dapitup July 11, 2009
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