roast pork
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
roast pork by dudestoner2 February 7, 2008
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pork roast
A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
pork roast by Jason January 10, 2005
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Pork Roast
The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.
"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."
Pork Roast by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006
marinated pork roast
well we all know what the original pork roast is (one guy penetrating from the rear while the other receives oral from the same girl while they are standing up and the girl is on hands and knees). Well, the marinated part cums in when both of the guys pull out towards the end and cover the girl in their special sauce.
marinated pork roast by matt t-bone May 4, 2009
pork roast
pork roast by anony23 April 27, 2009
pennsylvania pork roast
An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
pennsylvania pork roast by saz the cowboy March 1, 2011
Pork roast
Pork roast by HarryMan808 January 9, 2013
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