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porkroast 

Nickname given to mxc contestant on "country kids versus city kids" he is the fat asian kid.
"YOU CALLIN me FAT YOU LITTLE FREAK!!"

GUY LEDOUCHE- OH YES I AM
porkroast by mxc luver December 17, 2004

glazed porkroast 

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.
man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast
glazed porkroast by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006

porktastic 

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).
'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'
porktastic by Tandy February 10, 2006

proroast 

A professional ("pro") who at the same time exhibits the characteristics of a sweaty, foolish and abrasive individual ("roast").
"Oh man, my lazy-ass lawyer is charging me like $150 an hour just to help me divorce my bitch wife."
"What a proroast."
proroast by LBC 2009! September 14, 2009
To have a couple of days to get stoned and do nothing. Smoke, eat, watch tv, sleep repeat
my brother and I had a potroast this weekend.
potroast by eric sherry January 1, 2008

pork roast 

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
pork roast by Jason January 10, 2005