porkroast

In a threesome including one woman and two men, the act of having the girl perform fellatio on one man, and being penetrated doggy style by the other man.

"Yesterday night, I was in a porkroast, and I was the pig"

by JeanoJ March 25, 2005

porkroast

Nickname given to mxc contestant on "country kids versus city kids" he is the fat asian kid.

"YOU CALLIN me FAT YOU LITTLE FREAK!!"

GUY LEDOUCHE- OH YES I AM

by mxc luver December 17, 2004

glazed porkroast

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006

porktastic

Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat).

'That bird you snogged last night was porktastic!'

by Tandy February 10, 2006

proroast

A professional ("pro") who at the same time exhibits the characteristics of a sweaty, foolish and abrasive individual ("roast").

"Oh man, my lazy-ass lawyer is charging me like $150 an hour just to help me divorce my bitch wife."
"What a proroast."

by LBC 2009! September 14, 2009

potroast

To have a couple of days to get stoned and do nothing. Smoke, eat, watch tv, sleep repeat

my brother and I had a potroast this weekend.

by eric sherry January 1, 2008

pork roast

A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.

syn. finger cuffs

"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example

by Jason January 10, 2005