richard!! 

shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average

to otherwise LIE in the extreme

"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus

"richard!! stop fucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"

richard!! by ZT 0599 June 15, 2013

Richard 

Heart of gold. He is extremely kind and always compassionate. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.

Im so in love with Richard Erlandson.

Richard by snaveylime97 July 20, 2017

Richard 

Richard; a friend we all need. He is always there when you need him, can put a smile on a face, and brings up laughter with the simplest of ease. He is cautious of the fake things out there but loves a good deal on chicken. And it goes without saying Richard has a big dick.

Did you see Richard this morning?

“Yes I did! He can always turn my day around, especially in the bedroom.”

Richard by aubergine1987 November 4, 2018

Richard 

Richard is someone who is honest and sweet and kind and he sometimes get confused on things but is a good person to hang around. He is very handsome and cares about all people and he is special And richard will help save the world

You are a good Richard

Richard by 👍👍 December 28, 2016

Richard 

Nothing compares. Ladies drop their panties for you. Mr. Steal yo gurl. One of a kind. Lover and a fighter. Not one to mess with. Compassionate, loyal and loving. Get yourself a Richard.

He must be a Richard.

There is just something about Richard.

Richard by Rich Vicious December 1, 2016

Richard 

A common name for a man’s penis.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is Richard happy to see me?

Richard by Ric.Hard October 9, 2014

Richard 

Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

Richard
beautiful
spiritual
consecrated

Richard by his porcelain doll June 8, 2009