Definitions by Ric.Hard

The Richard 

A euphemism for the d.

All the girls in my class are desperate for The Richard.

The Richard by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

Richard bender by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard turner 

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

Richard turner by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard fest 

A party where there are too many dicks and not enough chicks.

This party is a Richard fest! Let's call Zoe and have her bring her girlfriends over.

Richard fest by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard envy 

A woman who wants a Richard or a man jealous of another man's Richard.

John: Anthony, you've got a big Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!

Richard envy by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard in a box 

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

Richard in a box by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

Richard sucker

Someone who sucks a "Richard".

The new guy’s a Richard sucker.

Richard sucker by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014