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consecrated 

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Usually found in clubs and public party areas. She will show skin as a sexy well rounded sexually promiscuous and carefree sexual partner daring men and sometimes women or both to just look at her. The apparent sexual attractiveness without the actual act of sex is thought to be a form of female domination. Daring you to want her but denying any real sex.
That bitch is consecrated! let's move on to someone else, I'm not wasting any more time or drinks on her.
consecrated by RipperJim December 27, 2013
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consecrate 

The consecration of the top religious leader.
consecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Consexcrate 

kon-sex-crate verb. 1) the act of having sex in one's office to make it sacred. 2) the act of blessing a space in hopes for good luck and good fortune.
EOW: "I am so excited about my promotion and my new office."
FAB: "You better 'consexcrate' that office, otherwise you might have bad luck."
EOW: "Oh man, really. OK, I will tonight."
Consexcrate by BigBossLady October 4, 2011

consecrate 

To lick the smegma out of another man's erect penis.
That paladin consecrates me by the flagpole.
consecrate by Liselah January 11, 2009

constirated 

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.
Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.
constirated by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

Consecratin' dat ho

Consecratin' dat ho : verb - a reference to a sacramental Eucharistic ceremony in which "dat ho" is deemed exceptionally sacred through the reception of a male's seed which forms into a host for the spirit of God, a child, that is so significant it requires a level of praise.
"I just blessed my girl wit da best gift eve' - put a baby in her! I be Consecratin' dat ho!"
Consecratin' dat ho by LG Himself January 27, 2022
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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