A social norm or custom that is so outdated or unnecessary its ridiculous and usually creates more problems than it ever solved, but also one that certain factions of society seem to want to hold on to for nostalgic purposes.
Jenny: I wonder why we never saw Laura Bush while idiot was president?
Joe: Because those down home Texas bastards think their women should be seen and not heard.
Jenny: Well that's pretty retrofucktastic.
-Verb: To become fucked by a decision that created temporarily favorable elements, having later realized an unfavorable counterpart to the decision.
-Noun (i.e., to be in retrofuck): A state that results from a decision wherein temporarily favorable elements are created for its decider, and where the decider is later, however, totally fucked by the same decision.
Tom is retrofucked because he borrowed his mom's car to take Kelly to the drive-in - now he's grounded, and cockblocked.
He is in retrofuck because he cheated on his history exam, but was later ratted on and, as a result, failed.
The act of using Facebook to locate old classmates, friends and coworkers who you wish you would have fucked in the past, and fucking them.
Darrin used Facebook to locate Aimee, a girl he used to have a crush on in high school but never hooked up with, in the hopes that he would be able to retrofuck her.
verb. A sexual position among gay men where each man inserts his penis in his partner at the same time. The men face opposite directions and approach one another from the side. The partners then grab hands and go at each other simultaneously.
"My arms and back are killing me from all the retrofucking we did last night."
"Jim and Tom like to retrofuck in their new king-sized bed.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.