The act of using Facebook to locate old classmates, friends and coworkers who you wish you would have fucked in the past, and fucking them.
Darrin used Facebook to locate Aimee, a girl he used to have a crush on in high school but never hooked up with, in the hopes that he would be able to retrofuck her.
by adambluekc1 October 20, 2015
-Verb: To become fucked by a decision that created temporarily favorable elements, having later realized an unfavorable counterpart to the decision.
-Noun (i.e., to be in retrofuck): A state that results from a decision wherein temporarily favorable elements are created for its decider, and where the decider is later, however, totally fucked by the same decision.
-Noun (i.e., to be in retrofuck): A state that results from a decision wherein temporarily favorable elements are created for its decider, and where the decider is later, however, totally fucked by the same decision.
Tom is retrofucked because he borrowed his mom's car to take Kelly to the drive-in - now he's grounded, and cockblocked.
He is in retrofuck because he cheated on his history exam, but was later ratted on and, as a result, failed.
He is in retrofuck because he cheated on his history exam, but was later ratted on and, as a result, failed.
by Humbaba Michaels February 13, 2009
verb. A sexual position among gay men where each man inserts his penis in his partner at the same time. The men face opposite directions and approach one another from the side. The partners then grab hands and go at each other simultaneously.
"My arms and back are killing me from all the retrofucking we did last night."
"Jim and Tom like to retrofuck in their new king-sized bed.
"Jim and Tom like to retrofuck in their new king-sized bed.
by Phil A. Sheeo April 30, 2008
by theplatinumgoddess August 03, 2011