retrofucked 

-Verb: To become fucked by a decision that created temporarily favorable elements, having later realized an unfavorable counterpart to the decision.

-Noun (i.e., to be in retrofuck): A state that results from a decision wherein temporarily favorable elements are created for its decider, and where the decider is later, however, totally fucked by the same decision.

Tom is retrofucked because he borrowed his mom's car to take Kelly to the drive-in - now he's grounded, and cockblocked.

He is in retrofuck because he cheated on his history exam, but was later ratted on and, as a result, failed.

retrofucked by Humbaba Michaels February 12, 2009

Retrofucktastic 

A social norm or custom that is so outdated or unnecessary its ridiculous and usually creates more problems than it ever solved, but also one that certain factions of society seem to want to hold on to for nostalgic purposes.

Jenny: I wonder why we never saw Laura Bush while idiot was president?
Joe: Because those down home Texas bastards think their women should be seen and not heard.
Jenny: Well that's pretty retrofucktastic.

Retrofucktastic by Ninetyninebottlesofawesome February 6, 2009

Retrofuck 

The act of using Facebook to locate old classmates, friends and coworkers who you wish you would have fucked in the past, and fucking them.

Darrin used Facebook to locate Aimee, a girl he used to have a crush on in high school but never hooked up with, in the hopes that he would be able to retrofuck her.

Retrofuck by adambluekc1 December 13, 2015

retrofuck 

verb. A sexual position among gay men where each man inserts his penis in his partner at the same time. The men face opposite directions and approach one another from the side. The partners then grab hands and go at each other simultaneously.

"My arms and back are killing me from all the retrofucking we did last night."

"Jim and Tom like to retrofuck in their new king-sized bed.

retrofuck by Phil A. Sheeo April 29, 2008

retrofuck 

verb- when trying to correct, redo, fix, or retrofit a situation, the result is worse than before.

Al totally retrofucked his bathroom during his year-long home improvement frenzy.

retrofuck by theplatinumgoddess August 3, 2011