ressurita 

when a monk ressuscitates someone.

"Don't you know that monks ressurita?"

ressurita by Flechinha August 16, 2018

dick-to-mouth resuscitation 

A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.

Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"

dick-to-mouth resuscitation by christzak December 9, 2008

complex resuscitation 

when your women starts seizing mid sex and u need to do CPR. take your dick out of the vaginal always area and grab the defibrillator then carefully place said defibrillator pads on the women’s chest and side, arm the machine, once machine is armed u stick you dick back inside that seizing pussy and start chest compressions, thrusting hips and arms into the women at a steady 100 bpm. if machine says ready, shock women while dick is still balls deep inside the women. once cumming is acheived u are finished.

oh shit my girlfriend is seizing!! now i can finally try the complex resuscitation!!

complex resuscitation by adrain barboza January 17, 2019

mouth to south resuscitation 

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.

He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation

mouth to south resuscitation by MrSexy September 22, 2007

butt to butt resuscitation

resuscitating someone, through their anus, using the power of the fart

Holy crap, Brandon was sleeping, and I totally gave him butt to butt resuscitation.

butt to butt resuscitation by Mechanic February 26, 2004

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation 

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is the hilarious task of reviving somebody who is asleep or passed out by spreading ones naked butt cheeks and positioning it over a recipients mouth and farting into it. It is much better when witnessed by people who are trying to contain their laughter until the procedure has been successful. Compared to its more well known cousin 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation', Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is an often thankless alternative, and if the recipient is woken by it, their response can range from aggressiveness, nausea and laughter, sometimes the recipient may experience all three of these symptoms. Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation or 'ATM' as it's affectionately known can also be used to boost morale of those witnessing the said procedure, and the fond memories would never cease to bring tears of laughter to their eyes for years to come.

Mike:"Haha Rowan got hammered last night and is still passed out on the kitchen floor"
James: "Wow do you think we should try Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation?"
Mike:"Lol yeah but we need to film so we'll get Kev in here, he can film it"

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation by Captain Andy Pants January 3, 2020

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation 

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.

Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010