shortened form of monkey, a sweet little guy who is constantly trying to entertain people. occasionally can cross into the territory of circus gimp but whom we love
by kittycat July 06, 2004
To be sick from alcohol before reaching the intended destination or party, resulting in an early end to the night.
by dragonlady313 March 15, 2011
E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"
E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"
E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"
by I L Evans August 16, 2007
our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.
by The Globlogabgalab February 09, 2021
monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.
Reject humanity, return to monke.
Reject humanity, return to monke.
by ill0gical March 25, 2021
When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.
by Naffito January 10, 2009