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rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.
I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.
rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

resturbate 

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.
resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

premasturbate 

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.
I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

Readsturbate 

(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.

(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."

Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."

Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
Readsturbate by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009

remasterbated 

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
remasterbated by Assweepay July 3, 2007

relaxturbate 

To masturbate solely for the relaxation factor
I was feeling kind of tense so I sat back and relaxturbated to let off some stress.
relaxturbate by Chuckie25 June 11, 2014