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Readsturbate 

(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.

(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.
Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."

Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."

Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"
Readsturbate by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009
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rasturbate 

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.
I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.
rasturbate by the_kitkat August 3, 2006
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resturbate 

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.
resturbate by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

remasturbate

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?
remasturbate by bateworld August 31, 2019

rasturbate 

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.
Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?
rasturbate by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

Rasturbate 

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.
Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.
Rasturbate by R dawg July 20, 2007

Resturbate

To leisurely masturbate & rest at the same time.
I like to resturbate during my break time at work.
Resturbate by Scooby1969 March 11, 2026
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