Readsturbate

(V): Readsturbate; The act of reading a pornographic magazine, usually playboy, with the intent to masturbate to the images, but instead getting caught up reading the articles.

(Adj): Readsturbating; the act of being engaged in readsturbating.

Ted: "Dave's been in the bathroom a while. I saw him go in with a playboy, but it's been over two hours."

Ned: "Oh, he's probably just readsturbating."

Dave: "You two get away from the door, I'm trying to readsturbate here!"

by Nick Lowers August 12, 2009

rasturbate

Through the use of an online tool, taking an image and blowing it up to be printed on individual pieces of paper that can then be pieced together to form a large picture.

I'm going to rasturbate a picture of the sky and tape it onto my ceiling.

by the_kitkat August 3, 2006

resturbate

To relax by masturbating.

Let's head back to the house, resturbate, then predrink for the party later.

by Schrodinger Penguin December 26, 2010

remasturbate

Masturbating to a previous masturbation memory.

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?

by bateworld August 31, 2019

rasturbate

Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.

Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?

by Liam, Bitches November 5, 2004

Rasturbate

A term for smoking weed using a bong, cigarette or any other method. Derived from the Jamaican 'rasta'.

Joe: Damn I need a good rasturbate, got any weed?

Tim: Let's go rasturbate behind that shed.

by R dawg July 20, 2007

Resturbate

To leisurely masturbate & rest at the same time.

I like to resturbate during my break time at work.

by Scooby1969 March 11, 2026