Assweepay's definitions

podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.

Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.

by Assweepay August 27, 2005

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

by Assweepay September 5, 2005

POTUS

The President of the United States

George W. Bush is a POS POTUS

by Assweepay October 10, 2005

quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

by Assweepay December 28, 2005

horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

by Assweepay October 1, 2005

gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).

Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.

by Assweepay July 13, 2005

lesriage

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.

Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.

by Assweepay July 13, 2005