rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay October 31, 2003

vpilf

Vice president i'd like to fuck.

If John McCain is elected president, there would be a vpilf in the White House.

by Assweepay October 18, 2008

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

by Assweepay September 05, 2005

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

by Assweepay November 26, 2006

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 05, 2007

quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

by Assweepay December 28, 2005

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 16, 2005