Dan Quayle with tits

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.
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hnic bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.
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horizontally challenged

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
by Assweepay September 24, 2005
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gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).
Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.
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hotel california

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."
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conclave

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.
by Assweepay April 17, 2005
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