horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

by Assweepay October 01, 2005

macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

by Assweepay August 13, 2003

rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay October 31, 2003

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 16, 2005

quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

by Assweepay December 28, 2005

Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay January 17, 2009

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 05, 2007