Assweepay's definitions

cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 16, 2005

Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay January 17, 2009

podcast

To let it be known that you own an iPod.

Person A: Check out that muthafucka with the white earphones.

Person B: Yup. He be podcasting.

Person A: Let's jump the muthafucka!

Person B: No worth it, man. The POS
doesn't have gapless playback.

by Assweepay August 27, 2005

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

by Assweepay November 26, 2006

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 5, 2007

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009