20 definitions by Assweepay

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

by Assweepay November 27, 2006

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay September 6, 2007

gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).

Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.

by Assweepay July 1, 2005

u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

by Assweepay July 30, 2003

quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

by Assweepay September 20, 2005

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay July 16, 2005

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 17, 2005