Assweepay's definitions

rules

The opposite of sucks

Black Sabbath rules!
Bon Jovi sucks shit.

by Assweepay October 31, 2003

lesriage

When two women get 'married' it is a lesriage.

Those dykes are talking to their lesriage planner, Ellen.

by Assweepay July 13, 2005

vpilf

Vice president i'd like to fuck.

If John McCain is elected president, there would be a vpilf in the White House.

by Assweepay October 18, 2008

XML

Short for Examine my labia

The gynecologist likes to XML.
I could tell from the semi bulging from his pants.

by Assweepay September 5, 2005

gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).

Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.

by Assweepay July 13, 2005

conclave

a cardinal circle jerk

The cardinals entered the conclave to masturbate to pictures of 8 year old boys.

by Assweepay April 16, 2005

cilf

Cartoon I'd like to fuck

Betty Rubble is such a cilf

by Assweepay May 11, 2004