Assweepay's definitions

Dan Quayle with tits

See Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.

by Assweepay January 17, 2009

Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.

Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.

by Assweepay January 2, 2009

vpilf

Vice president i'd like to fuck.

If John McCain is elected president, there would be a vpilf in the White House.

by Assweepay October 18, 2008

remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.

Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.

by Assweepay July 3, 2007

hotel california

A song about a whorehouse in California.

"Warm smell of coitus, rising up through the air."

by Assweepay January 5, 2007

hnic bitch

Hockey Night in Canada bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.

by Assweepay November 26, 2006

quarter to eight

The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.

Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour is late,
I feel I've got to move.

by Assweepay December 28, 2005