Dan Quayle with tits

Sarah Palin is just Dan Quayle with tits.
by Assweepay October 05, 2008
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gayriage

When two men get 'married', it is a gayriage, not a gay marriage.
A marriage is between a man and a woman, NOT a man and man or a woman and a woman (a lesriage).
Elton John played at Lance and Bruce's gayriage.
by Assweepay July 01, 2005
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hnic bitch

Ron Maclean is Don Cherry's hnic bitch.
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POTUS

George W. Bush is a POS POTUS
by Assweepay September 17, 2005
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horizontally challenged

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
by Assweepay September 24, 2005
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Lardassian

An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.
Those evil Lardassians are lining up for an autograph of the actress who played Roxanna Troy.
by Assweepay September 06, 2007
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