Demasturbate 

To demasturbate, you must quickly let go of your dick before ejaculation, this will slowly flatten the erection and make it difficult to use your bladder.

Guy 1: Dude did you demasturbate about that girl.
Guy 2: Yea, it took me centuries for my piss to let loose.

Guy 3: What the fuck man?

Demasturbate by DarkXPShadow May 11, 2017

Demasturbate 

Putting the cum back into a person’s sexual organ

“Jimmy what are you doing?” Jimmy proceeded to do as the definition above states to Steve “I am going to Demasturbate you Jimmy”

Demasturbate by SmokeJimmy69_420 July 20, 2021

Disasturbate 

When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.

"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."

Disasturbate by kOrEAn Bbq May 9, 2013

Disasturbate 

Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.

The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.

Disasturbate by Jawsh00 July 3, 2015

Dumpsturbate 

The act of shitting on a pillow and then enclosing your member in the pillow and thrusting wildly.

Geoff: "I had a cracking dumpsturbate last night."
Steve: "Sum the experience up in less than three words."
Geoff: "Spunky shitty disappointment."

Dumpsturbate by Wankyshitdemon March 2, 2014

Debasturbate 

To debate a hot topic while masturbating, I.E. Fapping.

Debating, while Masturbating.

"We must debasturbate and come to a conclusional end!"
"Oh boy, debasturbation is the new wave! I can't stop!"

Debasturbate by The Purge August 12, 2007

Emasturbate 

Masturbating using the internet

Damn I just Emasturbated today and it felt so good.

She likes to emasturbate.

Emasturbate by Happydays1641 March 2, 2011