Carpool Jerkaoke

Masturbating in your car. Alone or together.

Looks like a traffic jam up ahead....let's get ready for some Carpool Jerkaoke.

by bateworld June 14, 2018

cocktose intolerant

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld September 12, 2022

remasturbate

Masturbating to a previous masturbation memory.

I had the most intense masturbation session today. It was amazing. I will definitely remasturate to it.

Do you ever remasturbate to your first circle jerk experience?

by bateworld August 31, 2019

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 05, 2011

Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.

Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!

by bateworld March 14, 2020

Batemas

masturbation, bating, bate, jacking off, jerking off,

definition: Christmas for bators. A celebration of things relating masturbating(bating).

I got some lube for Batemas this year.

by bateworld December 22, 2018

perverbial

Talking dirty. Talking to or with someone about sex or anything sexual.

"He is on Skype again being perverbial."

"He is the perverbial dirty old man"

by bateworld October 30, 2013