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the feeling you get when you notice your fresh tattoo has a typo.
regert by mrdata April 20, 2013

Regents Exam 

The most pointless waste of time and energy ever designed by Albany to further prove how ineffectual and idle they are.
Some regents are easy but tedious while others are hard and badly worded. The Regents is only noticed by Colleges in NY state and thats whether you passed or not. The system of passing is also flawed as hell. The passing could be 35 out of 86 or 45 or 55. Some regents have no curve and you get what you get. If you fail you either go to summer school and or take the test again (which is pointless as you probably forgot everything). Many Teachers feel that the regents is constraining their class room creativity. Some teachers spend more time warning you about how hard and stressful the regents is then encouraging you. You cant graduate without taking those stupid exams and this shit has been around since the 1870s so every generation can expect to be hit by this massive turd.
1)Teacher: Fail the regents exam and Jesus will hate you.

2)Student: I failed the Regents by one point.
Regents Board : Sucks to be you LOL

3)Student: I passed the Global Regents with a 100, do I get to go to college for free
College Outside New York : The fucks a Regis ?

4)Student: I freaking aced the Algebra regents man I got 98, I'm a fucking genius I'm going to Harvard!!
Student: Only New York Schools look at the regents and thats to see if you passed or not.
Regents Exam by 23Jwacak354 June 17, 2009

Nugget Regret

The feeling you get when you've done something in excess, akin to the feeling you get after eating 20 chicken nuggets from McDonalds.

The phrase can be used to describe everything from eating too much food to how you feel after a heavy night of drinking.
"I should not have had that bottle of tequila last night, I've got massive nugget regret today."
Nugget Regret by canadianmike October 12, 2011

text regret 

the sending of a text and immediately regretting that you ever wrote the text in the first place.
I can't think of an example. text regret
text regret by Blanco0o0o0o0 October 16, 2008

Regretamine 

Feeling you get the morning after throwing up/ falling over/ talking to the wall about the universe being made out of segments on account on having over-indulged in the drug ketamine.
I thought I threw up on my front doorstep last night, but when I came round I realised it was my flatmate's bed. Major regretamine.
Regretamine by Maryapple May 7, 2009

Taco Bell Regret 

Its like coyote ugly, but involving your stomach and a bag full of empty Taco bell wrappers.
"What you are doing in there, Tom?"

"Working through some Taco Bell Regret! *flush*"
Taco Bell Regret by El-Guapo April 15, 2013