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the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....
My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.
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ratchetize 

To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.
Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.
ratchetize by LingDanc803 October 30, 2018

Raunchitis 

The state of having a sore throat due to performing too much oral sex on the previous day and/or night.
Damn girl, you're holding back alot more than is healthy, I think it's fair to diagnose you with raunchitis.
Raunchitis by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

Ratchification of America 

Purposely lowering your intelligence level to seem more "thug" or "skreet". This attitude developed sometime after MTV stopped playing music and dumb ass shows like 16 and pregnant, and Bad Girls Club started airing. The epidemic seems to grow daily, and is being embraced by the youth of America. Many of them think that the dumber and or crazier you act, the cooler you are, and the higher on the social ladder one will climb.
Mark: Have you seen Shaqumphria?

Bill: Yeah, she gained like 200 lbs since high school and is still wearing those spandex she had in tenth grade, not to mention her fucked up weave, gold teeth, eye piercings, and tattoos on her neck. She used to be classy and was on the honer roll, now she works at Dollar General, walks with a gangsta lean, and shows 50 pounds of pierced overflowing mid drift, speaks ghettoneese, with those 3 inch fake nails and a tramp stamp that says open 24/7.
Mark: That's the ratchification of America

Ratchetivities 

Activities performed for leisure, entertainment, or pleasure by one who either self-identifies or has been identified as a ratchet. Can imply the involvement of sexual acts and/or consumption of alcohol.
"Which one o' y'all are down for ratchetivities this weekend?!"

"Expect a ratchet to suggest their usual ratchetivities for the pregame and after party."
Ratchetivities by Haute CoCo May 20, 2020

racitism 

something stupid asses on facebook say when they dont know how to spell racism...
"everyone knows its spelled racitism"
racitism by starryeyedluv3 September 25, 2007

Ratchetossis 

A heightened and more dangerous stage, level or state of Ratchocity. It is Ratchocity with an extreme case of restless leg syndrome followed by the "hmmmmm bra's" .... Often locked in to the ratchetness with no care as to how to escape. Stage 2...
When I went to remove the cumquat that was duct taped to Fletcher's temple. I immediately realized. That he had leap frogged past Ratchocity straight to ratchetossis. Oh sweet prince, you are done for & no one can help you. Ratchetossis will soon exhume your soul.