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the most severe, crucial and fatal stage of being in a ratchet as da f!#k situation or surroundings..So ratchet and so so whack as all get out that basic human function and reaction time is dwindled down to mere scraps... this level of ratchet is rarely ever recovered from, fatal in most cases....
My mum has been exposed to such an extreme dose of ratchitis that basically she quit wanting to try.. Ratchitis took my friends mum in 1998. Now she just needs to sign the death certificate.

Raunchsticles 

a name given to someone who frequently acts in a dirty, perverse manner.
Yo, Raunchsticles, you want to grab lunch today.
Raunchsticles by Mrpizzaman55 February 24, 2009

raunchies 

(1)used to describe a genre of movies that is softcore porn.
(2)the category that the American Pie series would fall under.
Person 1: "Dude, let's rent a movie tonight"
Person 2: "OK what do you feel like watching?"
Person 1: "How bout one of the raunchies?"
Person 2: "Awesome, let's get the new American Pie"
raunchies by lacoste619 June 1, 2006

Raunchtastic 

Verb: When something is so disgusting, it has to be fantastic. Mainly used for food descriptions or colon releases.
"Putting maple syrup in your tea? That's raunchtastic!"

"You dipped your sausage in milk? That's raunchtastic!"

"That turd was so long! It was totally raunchtastic!"

Launchitis 

Fear that one will not be able to get a new gadget on it's launch date. User will research all day to find out when a particular item is going to launch, go to secret meetings and email all of his friends to get even more info and has to be the first to have said gadget.
HTC Magic due to launch soon - gotta have it. iPhone v4? set to launch in June 2009 (so I've read anyway) - gotta have it. It's got a new shiny chrome button. This all leads to Launchitis. Look for bloodshot eyes, crampt mouse hands, nervousness, darting eyes, fast breathing.
Launchitis by haldous2 March 9, 2009

raunchity 

something that is nasty and explicitly gross.
That was one raunchity ass girl.
raunchity by Logan James February 27, 2009