Noun.
A connoisseur of
ratchet women, especially those pulled from nightclubs after last call. The ratcheteer's natural mating call is
Rihanna's Talk That Talk which he requests from the DJ or sits in the parking lot banging from his
car. The Ratcheteer has a specialized mating dance, similar to a body roll, used to signal ratchets that he is in heat. He is especially adept at disposing of evidence in parking lots.
Once a ratcheteer has identified and brought his ratchet back from the club for an "afterparty" he seeks out four specific environments for mating:
1. A living room full of partygoers
2. A public balcony
3. Someones kitchen
4. An air mattress
The ratcheteer typically will have no recollection of the previous evening as they will
sleep until noon the next day. They will only find out about their behavior once on word spreads of their ratchetry on social media websites. Ratcheteers will spend all Monday at work on
Facebook deleting evidence so close
friends and family do not discover their ratchetness.
Q. What
time is it?
A. 1:57 AM.
Q. Did you
see that
guy parking lot creepin' on those ratchets?
A. Yes, he promised them soda and nuggets at his afterpary.
Q. He should be put on probation for ratcheteering son.
A. Fo sho. bboy.
