rapefruit

When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you

by shane_y April 11, 2020

rapefruit

a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.

"I would never eat anything out of his trash. I might find a rapefruit."

by sketchballitudinator December 28, 2008

rapefruit

Rapefruit is a penis shaped fruit that gives you multiple orgasms.

This cucumber is going to be rapefruit tonight!

by droopie October 24, 2008

rapefruit

It's a fruit similar to a grapefruit, lacking only a "g", but with 10x the RAPE.

Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...

by TheDoorMan89 September 14, 2009

g-RAPEfruit

Being grapefruited without consent

Awe man and then while I had morning wood she g-RAPEfruited me in my sleep, it was terrifying!

by fuck thinking of a name rn June 4, 2018

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.

I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.

by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Scary Grapefruits

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.

The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

by sarasplayroom.com May 15, 2009