shane_y's definitions

Chadwell

Commonly confused with "Caldwell" or "Chadwick." and is even underlined as incorrectly spelt when in writing. The last name Chadwell was originally derived from a family having lived in one of the various places called Chadwell in the counties of Essex, Hertfordshire, Leicestershire, and Wiltshire. The surname Chadwell is derived from the names of these settlements, which are ultimately derived from the Old English words ceald, which means cold, and wielle, which means spring or stream. The surname Chadwell was first found in Essex at Chadwell, a parish, in the union of Orsett, hundred of Barstable. "At the time of the Norman survey, the parish belonged principally to the Bishop of London, and some portions to Odo, Bishop of Bayeux, and others.

John: Hello, Mr. Caldwell
Shane: It's Chadwell..

by shane_y October 9, 2019

rapefruit

When someone shoves a fruit up your ass out of nowhere

Person 1: Hello.
Person 2: OHHH YEAHHH
Person 1: DID YOU JUST SHOVE A FUCKING BANANA UP MY ASS?!
Person 2: Yeah.. Sorry I rapefruited you

by shane_y April 11, 2020

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how did you even find this?

Person 1: Woah that dude is lucky, he smashed his keyboard and found a definition!
Person 2: nlknwkldnoiandlkasnd

by shane_y April 24, 2020

emoggot

An insult directed towards emo people. (Combination of emo and faggot)

Person 1: Woah look at Seth. He's wearing all black, he really needs to get a haircut, and I can see all the slits on his wrists.
Person 2: What an emoggot.

by shane_y April 24, 2020

flemgirl

A girl who likes people who spit in her mouth.

Person 1: Shane! I'm such a little dirty flemgirl, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Fine, I guess I'll do it.

by shane_y April 24, 2020

flemperson

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.

Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!

by shane_y April 24, 2020

flemboy

A boy who likes people who spit in his mouth.

Person 1: Corinne! I'm such a little dirty flemboy, please spit in my mouth!
Person 2: Ew! You're so nasty! But... we have been together for a long time... So if it makes you happy... I guess I could...

by shane_y May 15, 2020