3 definitions by sketchballitudinator

booger finger

a person at a club or bar who is asked by a bouncer or management to leave and refuses (much like a booger stuck to a finger won't get off).

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"No!"

"Man, what a booger finger..."

by sketchballitudinator December 29, 2009

a fruit (preferably a grapefruit) into which a hole is cut and subsequently used as a masturbatory tool by a male. microwaving optional.

"I would never eat anything out of his trash. I might find a rapefruit."

by sketchballitudinator December 29, 2009

A butt which resembles an overgrown mullet

"I hooked up with him, but I definitely wouldn't date him. He has such a mullet butt."

by sketchballitudinator December 27, 2008