"Why isn't this Grapefruit purple?" - 50 Cent
by Er.Phillips September 13, 2012
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The evolution of A German pigmentation that they retain while on vacation.
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.
by Not your mom jokes October 16, 2018
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You know what a grapefruit is you idiot why the hell did you search it on urban dictionary.
by iPhone more like iWannaDie March 14, 2017
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The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
by Gfruitstanguello April 9, 2013
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A Grapefruit is a derogatory term for Albanian people est. in 2009 by a group of people in Connecticut.
Guy1: Yo I'm Albanian
Guy2: AHAHAHA! YOU'RE A GRAPEFRUIT!
by Qingman December 19, 2010
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