Definitions by TheDoorMan89

rapefruit

It's a fruit similar to a grapefruit, lacking only a "g", but with 10x the RAPE.

Bob: Hey, I heard you like grapefruits for breakfast
John: Actually, I prefer RAPEFRUITS, WITH EXTRA RAPE
Bob: This should be a C+H (Explosm) comic... Otherwise you're just creepy...

rapefruit by TheDoorMan89 September 14, 2009

pornograph 

A device used to measure the level of "pornography" in the room, determined by level of cheesy discourse, the nakedness of the people in the room, and sexual innuendo.

My pornograph only hit 3.3 on the scale when I was making sex puns with cheesy lines. Apparently they weren't good enough...

pornograph by TheDoorMan89 April 27, 2009