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Rocket league Ranked 

Rocket league ranked basically i the most toxic gamemode ever. full of 10 year olds virgin smurfers. And if you are in plat, well good luck.
P1:What a save!
P2 (the smurf): Okay.
P2 wins by 7 goals
P1: Fuck u smurf go kys
P1 gets banned for 3 days for swearing
P2 dosen't get banned and continues smurfing
This is Rocket league Ranked.
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Ranked Bedwars

Where people with no life, no family, and too many clicks per second compete to see whos the sweatiest in bed.
That nerd is a Ranked Bedwars Player
Ranked Bedwars by OutViz March 17, 2021

Splatoon ranked 

F*CK YOU B*TCH YOU SHOULD’VE GIVEN ME THAT F*CKING CLAM AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD’VE GOT US TO X-RANK IF I GOT THAT ONE F*CKING CLAM
I’m so glad that Splatoon ranked is over and I can use my aerospray in turf and get camped by carry bucket
Splatoon ranked by Notatrashcan January 16, 2021
Ranpoe is the best bsd ship!
Ranpoe by Ranpoeshrine June 25, 2021

pain ranker 

A person who ranks pain, like BLew and Jay.
“What do you do for a living?”
“I’m a pain ranker, I rank pain.”

rankosaurus rex 

The king of the rankosauruses
Timsy: Unbelievable - Jinji went overseas on holiday and he'd left food to rot in his room. I had to bleach all the plates to remove the smell. I vommed a little in my mouth each time I started scrubbing a new one.

Benji: He truly is rankosaurus rex.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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