Hey Brian, can you come over here relieve me of my rankle? It's hot as hell and I can't do it myself because I have groceries in hand; be gentle (think band-aid - nice and easy).
Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.
Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."