by WOA March 17, 2006
I'm gonna turf that errand to Eric.
I'm so glad she turfed my email to Karen cuz otherwise I woulda never gotten the job!
I'm so glad she turfed my email to Karen cuz otherwise I woulda never gotten the job!
by avsavsavs May 04, 2012
by Mistah Rollins June 30, 2009
n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating.
other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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bobby(to his stoner friend)-"yo i was on turf yesterday and i was so fucking blitz up out of this world!"
(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo
mom-"whats turf honey?"
bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"
she never knows!!=o
(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo
mom-"whats turf honey?"
bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"
she never knows!!=o
by spreaddisshitnigguh March 21, 2009
by thizzlle wiggle December 28, 2007
1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.
by Judge Fudge August 03, 2006
A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."
by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006