résumé
1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
2. Tits.
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Resume
Resume is the opposite of the slang Pause. If you or someone else say anything weird like homosexual, instead of saying pause and meaning you do not claim the homosexual energy, you say resume to say you DO claimed the homosexual energy.
Guy 1: "Yo yesterday I sucked the shit out of a lollypop."
Guy 2: "Ayo, pause my guy..."
Guy 1: "Nahh, resume."
Guy 2: "Ayo, pause my guy..."
Guy 1: "Nahh, resume."
Resume by YungGeneral July 8, 2022
Resume
The positive physical (or other) attributes of a hottie that has it all working. A way to say, "She's gorgeous, and also has it all together " Comes from the business world where calling someone a "hot bitch" would definitely get you canned.
Office Guy #1: Did you see that new girl in marketing?
Office Guy #2: Yeah, I was checking out her resume when she walked by. I'm definitely liking what I see.
Office Guy #1: You're dreaming! She's way out of your league.
Girl #1: I was checking out that guy's resume -- I'm sure he has a girlfriend with all he has going.
Girl #2: Well, he has everything your looking for, why don't you ask him?
Office Guy #2: Yeah, I was checking out her resume when she walked by. I'm definitely liking what I see.
Office Guy #1: You're dreaming! She's way out of your league.
Girl #1: I was checking out that guy's resume -- I'm sure he has a girlfriend with all he has going.
Girl #2: Well, he has everything your looking for, why don't you ask him?
Resume by jd-slanger December 16, 2010
resume
resume by Ascendasaiyan February 26, 2003
resume blindness
I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
resume blindness by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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