1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.
2. Tits.
2. Tits.
1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé
2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé
by Iain1977 April 15, 2008
Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.
by Mike Daly April 09, 2008
The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.
"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"
by rawtap July 19, 2009