résumé

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

résumé fuck

Someone you would fuck even if they weren't particularly attractive, if only to put a notch on your "resume." Usually someone famous.

Even though Britney Spears has fallen so far and looks like shit now, I'd still résumé fuck her.

by Mike Daly April 09, 2008

Redneck Résumé

The back window of any vehicle used to list what animals the driver kills, what politician the driver hates, anything the driver likes to piss on, what type of gun they carry, etc.

"Hey Joe, according to that guy's Redneck Résumé he fishes for marlin, hunts whitetail deer, hates Obama, and pisses on Chevrolets. Now I know so much about him!"

by rawtap July 19, 2009

Résumé month

A duration of time anywhere between 2 days and 62 days.

(Not to be confused with résumé year.)

I worked there from May 31st and quit June 3, but hey, still a résumé month!

by TorontoEtymology June 04, 2025

Résumé year

A duration of time lasting between 2 days to 731 days.

(Not to be confused with résumé month.)

I always apply for jobs that start in late December. That way if I quit in January, it’s still a résumé year!

by TorontoEtymology June 04, 2025