résumé

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

resume

it's a document with which the employer cleans his ass after you leave it with him,generally after an interview

leave your resume on the desk,i'll take a look at it

by vil v January 29, 2010

Resume

Resume is the opposite of the slang Pause. If you or someone else say anything weird like homosexual, instead of saying pause and meaning you do not claim the homosexual energy, you say resume to say you DO claimed the homosexual energy.

Guy 1: "Yo yesterday I sucked the shit out of a lollypop."
Guy 2: "Ayo, pause my guy..."
Guy 1: "Nahh, resume."

by YungGeneral July 8, 2022

Resume

The positive physical (or other) attributes of a hottie that has it all working. A way to say, "She's gorgeous, and also has it all together " Comes from the business world where calling someone a "hot bitch" would definitely get you canned.

Office Guy #1: Did you see that new girl in marketing?
Office Guy #2: Yeah, I was checking out her resume when she walked by. I'm definitely liking what I see.
Office Guy #1: You're dreaming! She's way out of your league.

Girl #1: I was checking out that guy's resume -- I'm sure he has a girlfriend with all he has going.
Girl #2: Well, he has everything your looking for, why don't you ask him?

by jd-slanger December 16, 2010

resume

Your face/facial expression

Don't be hatin...don't look good on yo'resume

by Ascendasaiyan February 26, 2003

Resume

The term used when upholding a street basketball game (or a backyard baseball game during a season), then calling time-in. (Use only around white folks)

"Damn negro, I'm have to tie my shoe.......Aight...Resume."

by B-rad February 24, 2005

resume blindness

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

by AYYFRON July 5, 2010