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quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).
(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.
quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019
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Quirtibation 

Quirtibation is a term that was coined by dyspraxic individuals to describe a phenomenon, common in people with the developmental disorder dyspraxia, wherein a lapse in coordination between the body and mind causes an involuntary, inaccurate and/or sudden motion such as a flail or fumble. The word is not considered offensive unless used in an otherwise derogatory context.

While quirtibation originally referred specifically to dyspraxic neuron misfiring, it has since been adopted more broadly and can be colloquially used to refer to any unexpected physical movement or failure of motor skills, regardless of neurotype.

Etymologically, quirtibation derives from a mondegreen (mishearing) of the word "coordination." This mishearing is believed to have arisen due to comments received and/or made by dyspraxics about their lack thereof.
Despite his best efforts, Ahmed had a bout of quirtibation while trying to tie his shoes, resulting in a tangled mess.
Quirtibation by ghargantai March 12, 2023

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.
Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.
Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

Quirked up white boy 

a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair, who also conveys a slightly erotic presence.
"look at that quirked up white boy, he's busting it down sexual style!"
"with or without the sauce?!"
"WITH!!!! obviously!"
Quirked up white boy by Bubbiel April 12, 2022

Quirked it 

This was made famous by the streamer twitch.tv/quirkitized. Every time he messes up the community has called it "quirked it" So anytime you screw anything up in all walks of life its knows as "quirking it" or "Quirked it"
I forgot about the pizza in the oven, i quirked it. Dammit my car just quirked it, need to call recovery . He steps up for the penatly, oh no he has quirked it!
Quirked it by airmessy June 26, 2018

Quirked Up Shawty 

A girl with a remarkably unusual vibe. Indescribably good and mentally ill.

coined by twitter user @wretched_worm on April 18th 2020
Need me a quirked up shawty.

Soph is one quirked up shawty
Quirked Up Shawty by Sgt SS November 11, 2020