adj., a word used to describe anything bitchin'awesome or better than having a threesome with Amgelina Jolie and Lyndsay Lohan (MMMMMM MMMMMM Good).The precedent was set by Adam Sandler that blue ducks are Quacktastic.
Pooping on a girl's chest and sticking a flag in it and claiming her for the United States is Quacktastic!
Something that's not fantastic, but you feel as though you need to be a sarcastic asshole and, at the same time, avoid having to fake your enthusiasm.
YOUR FRIEND: "Hey! I just got a new Achievement on Xbox Live!"
YOU: "Oh...that's...quacktastic."
YOUR MOTHER: "Honey, I bought you a few new shirts from JC Penny's. I hope you like palm fronds and pineapples!"
YOU: "Thanks, mom...That's quacktastic."
A KID: "Hey mister! Guess what?? I can count to 50!"
YOU: "That's quacktastic."
An individual capable of spuoting off quippy quips at a moments notice, usually found being quippy at local hang-outs and "quipping down" on those not as quiptastically fortunate as themselves.
"oh man, that was a good one!"
"Yea, what can i say, i guess i'm just quiptastic like that."
The combination of Captain Qwarks' superhero name from the Ratchet and Clank video game series with the word fantastic, which means the same thing as fantastic but in a prideful manner.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.