quadratini 

3 groups of 4. It could be 3 groups of 4 people, 3 groups of 4 oranges, etc.

“I am apart of a quadratini”

quadratini by Luciana1234 April 9, 2022

quasi quadratic 

The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.

What the hell is a quasi quadratic?

quasi quadratic by It'sMillerTime October 23, 2018

quadratic formula 

x = -b plus or minus the square root of (b^2 - 4ac) all divided by 2a. Used for quadratic equations where you can't factor. the equation is ax^2 + bx + c.

Fuck the quadratic equation I have a graphing calculator.

quadratic formula by Yo fucking momma December 17, 2003

Quarantini 

A strong alcoholic beverage that is made when people are quarantined, or otherwise locked up or trapped in a location for an extended period of time.

Traditionally made up of vodka, whiskey, or everclear. Must include some sort of hard liqueur.

Originated in the TV show Scrubs.. Which is hilarious.

When we got trapped indoors because of the hurricane we didn't even care because we got wasted off of our quarantinis.

In the hospital we got quarantined but who cares? Free quarantinis!

Quarantini by Madelinesthebest November 29, 2012

Quarantini 

Just like a Martini except you sit at home and drink it by yourself.

I think I'll have a Quarantini or three and skip the news...

Quarantini by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 13, 2020

Quarantinized... 

Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.

Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).

RED

Man's been here fifty years. This

place is all he knows. In here,

he's an important man, an educated

man. A librarian. Out there, he's

nothing but a used-up old con with

arthritis in both hands. Couldn't

even get a library card if he

applied. You see what I'm saying?

FLOYD

Red, I do believe you're talking

out of your ass.

RED

Believe what you want. These walls

are funny. First you hate 'em, then

you get used to 'em. After long

enough, you get so you depend on

'em. That's "institutionalized."

Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?

Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!

Quarantinized... by MostOkayest August 8, 2020

Quadratic Formula 

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!

A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?

Quadratic Formula by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020