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swordfight

Fighting with swords, you horn dogs!
The two warriors were engaged in a vicious swordfight.
by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020
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Quadratic Formula

The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!
A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?
by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020
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blowjob

How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
Don't search up blowjob on Urban Dictionary.
by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020
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Chemistry

1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas

2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
1. I'm going to do some chemistry.

2. I failed chemistry.
by WeWillAllDieSoon December 2, 2020
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2054

What did you expect to find here?

I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
On November 7 of the year 2054, the lease agreement International Speedway Corporation has with Daytona Beach Racing and Recreational Facilities District will expire.

Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
by WeWillAllDieSoon March 30, 2021
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Map

Map (sometimes referred after "The") is a main character on Dora the Explorer. He is Dora's helpful guide who lives inside Backpack's side pocket.

He is a rolled-up map who peeks out from Backpack's pocket whenever he's called. He speaks English and is an incredibly useful friend to Dora because he always knows where to go and how to get there. Whenever Dora checks him for directions, he plots out her journey with a simple graphic that shows a route.
If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there, I bet
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 23, 2021
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Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
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