Definitions by WeWillAllDieSoon
Premarital Handholding
Premarital Handholding by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022
Map
Map (sometimes referred after "The") is a main character on Dora the Explorer. He is Dora's helpful guide who lives inside Backpack's side pocket.
He is a rolled-up map who peeks out from Backpack's pocket whenever he's called. He speaks English and is an incredibly useful friend to Dora because he always knows where to go and how to get there. Whenever Dora checks him for directions, he plots out her journey with a simple graphic that shows a route.
He is a rolled-up map who peeks out from Backpack's pocket whenever he's called. He speaks English and is an incredibly useful friend to Dora because he always knows where to go and how to get there. Whenever Dora checks him for directions, he plots out her journey with a simple graphic that shows a route.
If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there, I bet
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there, I bet
I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map
Map by WeWillAllDieSoon June 23, 2021
Iron Butt
The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”
“Oh man, it itches!”
“Oh man, it itches!”
Iron Butt by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
2054
What did you expect to find here?
I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
On November 7 of the year 2054, the lease agreement International Speedway Corporation has with Daytona Beach Racing and Recreational Facilities District will expire.
Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
2054 by WeWillAllDieSoon March 30, 2021
Chemistry
1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas
2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
Chemistry by WeWillAllDieSoon December 2, 2020
blowjob
How did we get here? I know, you're at school, you're horny, all the good sites are blocked, but searching this up on Urban Dictionary of all places? Really?
blowjob by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020