quasi

Seemingly knowledgeable (but not really); pseudo; fake

My husband thinks he's a skilled home winemaker. So far, his quasi skills have produced nothing but vinaigrette!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 3, 2022

quasi

Half or Part

Quasi-God

by larstait October 10, 2003

quasi

Something that is weird or out of the ordinary.

That person over there is talking to a wall, that's quasi.

by NIpTErINk January 6, 2004

quasi

when someone is completely wasted that he/she ends up looking like Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. This look is often characterized by one eye shut and hunching over (maybe a little drooling, too)

Girl 1: I tried calling Brett last night so we could meet up... I called like 5 times.... He answered once, but all I heard were grunts and heavy breathing.

Girl 2: Don't take it personally, he was quasi

by :D:):D:):D January 5, 2010

quasi

Pretender, wannabe, not really

Person who's faking his ability to do something. He may know some basic things but in reality he has no idea what he's talking about or what he's doing.

#1.
He keeps talking about Nietzsche even though he has n idea what's his philosophy is about.

Yea, that dude is such a quasi intellectual.

#2.
He keeps talking about hacking into peoples accounts even though his skills are not even close to script kiddie skills.

He's definition of quasi hacker

by AbsintheSyringe April 11, 2011

quasi

Slang for cola purchased from a corner convenience store fountain softdrink dispenser.

Hey guy, wanna go to the store and grab a quasi?

- Sure, quality idea guy.

by Faddy May 19, 2006

quasi

If you go into a state police or highway patrol academy you receive quasi military training.

The Troopers at the Florida Highway Patrol's academy make it seem like you're getting trained like Marines. In reality its just quasi training compared to the training and treatment you'd recieve if you joined the Army, Marines, Air Force, or Navy.

by Dime Bag Darell July 31, 2006