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Quadratics 

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Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need to calculate where the bloody parabola is meant to go on the x and y axis. useless. id rather stick my nuts under
Teacher: Okay guys, time to continue on with your quadratics work from yesterday.
Me: fuck off u old wrinkly cunt.
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Quadratics 

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really fucking stupid
"Awww shit i gotta get up and do my quadratics homework noooooo"
Quadratics by I am the Kool Katz October 26, 2020
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Quadratics 

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the neatest thing in math ever !!!! you see by using quadratics to solve equations, your avoiding the guess and check method!!!! quadratics are set to zero and have two answers!!!!
Next year, on the regents, make sure you use some quadratics in word probelms, so that you can avoid the guess and check method, WHICH IS STINKY!!!!!
Quadratics by - gillander July 4, 2003
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Quadrobics 

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A sport where you run and jump on all fours, like a horse. It has nothing to do with furries, but is commonly used by therians.
I'm so good at quadrobics! I can jump nearly 3 feet high!
Quadrobics by Opalites.territory June 16, 2022
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quasi quadratic 

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The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.
What the hell is a quasi quadratic?
quasi quadratic by It'sMillerTime October 23, 2018
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Quadrobics 

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Quadrobics is a lesser known sport that basically consists of walking/trotting/running/jumping on your hands and your feet (not knees). Many therians and otherkin do this sport to help connect to their spiritual self, though not all do
They like doing quadrobics on the front lawn
Quadrobics by X._.Feral.Paws.o7._.x March 27, 2022
Word of the Day on January 26, 2025
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quadratic formula 

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x = -b plus or minus the square root of (b^2 - 4ac) all divided by 2a. Used for quadratic equations where you can't factor. the equation is ax^2 + bx + c.
Fuck the quadratic equation I have a graphing calculator.
quadratic formula by Yo fucking momma December 17, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

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