pwaff
pwaff by fettywapp the girl lol February 18, 2019
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Pwyff
Making a mistake or failing to achieve an objective, largely due to not being aware of one's surroundings.
Usually refers to a team or group environment, as in letting one's team down due to one's own shortcomings.
Usually refers to a team or group environment, as in letting one's team down due to one's own shortcomings.
praffe
I thought I had a 140 IQ, because that's what I got on Mensa NO, but my 103 WAIS score shows that I just have too much praffe (and a wrongfully inflated ego).
praffe by ilovetrump2024 February 5, 2023
Paffy
“Bro you missed out on one paffy night while you were working”
“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”
“Hey did you just see that paffy ting that just walked through the door?”
Paffy by Paffyboi777 October 26, 2022
Piffle Paffle
1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.
2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013
Pfaffism
1 the religious practice or ethical logic based on the teachings or musical proverbs of a certain musical professor at SUNY Plattsburgh and designating him as a minor deity in the order of musical gods and goddesses.
2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”
2 a phrase characteristic of said professor from Plattsburgh, NY often but not necessarily relating to counterpoint or the academic study of Classical Music. Examples may include “That’s a sexy texture in that counterpoint,” “Many things will become clear for you this weekend,” or, after talking about Wagner's 25 year opera, “it's a wonder if you live that long, you could've been run over by a meat wagon.”
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