Pwyff

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Making a mistake or failing to achieve an objective, largely due to not being aware of one's surroundings.

Usually refers to a team or group environment, as in letting one's team down due to one's own shortcomings.

"Good job, you really pwyffed that one!"

"Yeah, we lost another game because Leo was pwyffing it up."

Pwyff by G T S January 15, 2008

Words you can keep

Pwiffer

Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.

Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.

Pwiffer by CR24 August 4, 2009

Related Words

Pwyff • Pwaff • pwaffle • pwaffel • Pwiffer • pwuff

pwaffle

A poop waffle. Typically formed when feces are pressed firmly between the screen and keyboard of a laptop computer.

I opened my laptop, and to my dismay, found a fresh pwaffle inside.

pwaffle by The Duke of Pinewood October 10, 2009

pwaff

to fuck or have sex with

'i heard you're going to the movies with Kate tomorrow, are you gonna pwaff her?"

pwaff by fettywapp the girl lol February 18, 2019

pwuff

Onomatopoeia: The sound a pillow makes when you hit someone with it.

Derived from a combination of the onomatopoeic 'pow' and the noun 'fluff' (noun: 1. light, downy particles. 2. a soft, light, downy mass.)

She grabbed a pillow from the bed and snuck up behind him. Pwuff! She got him right in the face!

pwuff by VirtualPillowFight=Win February 28, 2011

pwaffle

the most amazing waffle ever.. a pwaffle is basically an invented name for a pwaffle. they're a fuckload better than eggos.

Leggo my pwaffle

pwaffle by BabyCakez=] March 16, 2009

Pwaff

The gentlemans alternative to CUNT

"In the summer this place is full of pwaff"

Pwaff by Simon Broomfield July 19, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026