Paffing 

Sexual Intercourse between two people. Normally when the male is taking the dominant (and therefore energetic) role of thrusting at his colleage/cohort/partner in love.

Sam: What the hell is that!?!?!
Robin: No idea sounds like Mick is trying to break his wall down.
Sam: Ahh, Kung Po Claire is up there, they must be paffing.
Mick: .............Scadoosh

Paffing by Lesiurama15 February 21, 2012

Paffing 

Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night."
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"

Paffing by 3.14r^2 October 8, 2016

Starfish Puffing 

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

Starfish Puffing by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Penis Puffing 

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

Penis Puffing by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

bum puffing 

To inhale a cigarette/marijuana joint in an incorrect fashion thus preventing the intake of smoke in the smoker's lungs reducing the effect of euphoria recieved from smoking.

Joe: Can I have a cigarette?
Martha: No, You'll just bum puff it and waste it.
(bum puffing)

bum puffing by Of Man April 12, 2008

huffing and puffing

Being pissed off in total rage, heavy breathing and ready to kill!

Mona D was pissed off in total rage huffing and puffing when she threw the wooden chair at the wall.

huffing and puffing by Homesleeezy September 18, 2013

phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006